But you've pretty much covered everything. The humor is used up. This well is dry.
Why not go on and create something new instead of beating this dead horse, milking this empty cow?
You're talented, man. Flex. Try something else. Counterstrike stick parodies are all you've done since... 2003. That's five years, dude. It's time to stretch your imagination.
I really want to see you put your efforts to something new and original.
maxvm
Fans will keep demanding and if you do what they say, they'll keep asking for more. You've made the right choice, move on with your life!